- TIN-TULAR ROLE: Billy Elliot himself Jamie Bell will star as Tintin in the upcoming big-screen adaptation of the Tintin comic book series, with Daniel Craig set to co-star. The role of Snowy the dog remains uncast… I assume Eddie Murphy’s agent has been on the phone non-stop? (ONTD)
- COMING SOON – HOT BETTY: ABC is bumping Ugly Betty until at least June, which could mean the beginning of the end for the America Ferrera comedy. I’m sure Vanessa Williams will land on her feet, especially if NBC picks up Eraser: The Sitcom. (Radar)
- SNAKES ON A WATCHMEN: This Watchmen viral video is so damn viral, Dr. Mario wouldn’t even last a second against it. It’s like J.J. Abrams banged these Gatorade subway ads and gave birth to an online video. (ComingSoon.net)
- THE AMAZINGLY RANDOM RACE: School of Rock and Nacho Libre screenwriter Mike White and his father Mel will appear as contestants in the upcoming season of The Amazing Race. Hopefully, this will inspire Charlie Kaufman to jump on board for a confusing but brilliant season of Dancing With The Stars. (Defamer)
- LITTLE CHILDREN – THE MUSICAL: And finally, the most uncomfortable video of the week, and it’s only Monday — The Chippendiddys!!! Clicking this link automatically sends your IP address to Chris Hansen. (Scandalist)
