Sure, he may deny it. But let’s face it: We all know Kanye West would love to star in a Bisexual Porn. He wants us to let him be great… but what he doesn’t realize is he probably WOULD be great (at putting his shvanz in a gender-neutral orifice). Check out this photo taken today of Kanye at Paris fashion week, and then follow our 5 signs that he actually DOES want to star in Bisexual Porn:
1. His crushed velvet smoking jacket. Snuff said.
2. His gloved hand clutching his jacket ever so gently. That hand almost looks like it belongs to someone else (namely, a lady.) It reminds us of that old “Whose Line Is It Anyway” game, Helping Hands.
3. His facial hair says “vagina”, while his scowl says “I might like to do it to a man.”
4. His other gloved hand caressing an invisi-peen. Don’t let his otherwise cocky persona fool you into believing he suffers from some sort of Napoleonic complex. We believe he’s packing.
5. It’s very clear that that man behind him would gladly co-star. Under those shades lies a yearning. A desire that might one day be met.
I won’t even mention the Geisha fan tucked into his jacket pocket… Memoirs of a Gaysha anyone? Mmmbye.
Ahead… find out my who Kanye would star with in my fantasy bi porn.
It would be Kanye and Karl Lagerfeld, of course. Half the fun would be figuring out if the little circle I’m looking at is Karl’s lips or his anus.
