- The Bush Twins sent a letter to the Obama girls telling them to “have fun.” I doubt many 10-year-olds enjoy the taste of Cuervo body shots.
- Arcade Fire covered “Born In The U.S.A.” at the Obama Staff Inaugural Ball, making Obama already the indie-est president in history. Besides Benjamin Harrison, of course, because no one’s ever heard of him.
- In this USA Today interview, SAG Lifetime Achievement Award Honoree James Earl Jones refers to himself as “a novice film actor.” I can’t tell if he’s being incredibly humble or if he believes that a race of 300-year-old Superactors walks the Earth.
- Sony appears to be nixing their plan to design a PlayStation phone. Gamers will just have to use their regular cell phones to call up and trash talk the 12-year-olds they’ve just killed in Halo.
- Kanye West remains a f*cking comic genius, and I’m not being sarcastic.
