On February 6, 2009, ovaries around the country will burst open with anticipation as He’s Just Not That Into You, a movie about how sad women are as a gender, is released in theaters. The movie, based on the book of the same name (Chapter 6: If he doesn’t call you back, he’s just! not! that! intoyyy– (GUNSHOT)(body thud)(awkward looks around)(slow dialing of 911)(ringing) “Yes, hello? We lost another one.” — Betty Friedan El fin.) features an impressive cast of Hollywood A-listers, and a smattering of token B-listers (Justin Long, we’re looking at you.)
In an effort to promote the film, three of the male leads — Kevin Connolly, Justin Long, and Bradley Cooper – have teamed up to bring you the following promotional video, titled “10 Chick Flick Cliches That Are Not In He’s Just Not That Into You.” I highly recommend watching it, if only to remember what it feels like to be extremely ashamed. We’re hoping the film’s production value cost roughly $27 million, 9 hundred and 99 thousand, 9 hundred and 99 dollars more than the cost for the below video shoot, which seems to have set them back $1, Trading Places style.
That man in the beard? Yes, that IS an unrecognizable Bradley Cooper. We’d tell him he’s better than this sort of thing, but the emptiness in his eyes signals that he already knows that.
(See you in the theaters, gals!)
