Have you ever had sex then afterward wondered exactly how many pelvic thrusts you made during the act? If for some godforsaken unholy reason you said ‘yes’ to that question, then I have some good news for you…
Introducing the new digital thrust-counting penis ring! (Link is prettay NSFW). Just strap it around your lil’ pal and reset the counter, and it’ll tell you exactly how many pushes you made!
It’s the perfect gift for:
– Dudes who love to brag about how long they can last in bed but require specific numerical data to back up their argument.
– Unsatisfied females who wish to prove to their male companion how poorly he’s been performing, with ultra-embarrassing specificity.
– Sting.
As Michelle Collins summed it up, “It’s like a Skip-It, only, like, a D*ck-It!”
(via Gorillamask)
