Idol Contestant Came From The Wrong Rectum

I could’ve sworn that auditioner on American Idol last night just said something about her….?

Yes, she did:

…Or maybe today there’s a newly jobless closed-captioner still laughing his ass off. Either way, you’ve got my attention, Idol Season 8.

(For the record, Deadspin found the second-funniest screencap from last night’s tv.)