I Want To Hire Kal Penn’s Agent

NO ACTOR has ever covered that much career distance in just two years. Even Tom Hanks needed three years to get from Joe Versus The Volcano to Philadelphia.

All I gotta do is track down Kal Penn’s publicist, convince them to hook me up (free link on BWE worth literally dozens of hits), then all y’all better watch out — 2011 Nobel Prize for Physics, here I come…