- MIRACLE: All 155 passengers survived a Us Airways plane crash into the Hudson River this afternoon. The crash was reportedly caused by a flock of birds disrupting the engines, marking the most annoying documented appearance by birds since the game Ninja Gaiden. (Gothamist)
- GRIZZLY BOY: Man vs. Wild star Bear Grylls welcomed a new baby boy Thursday afternoon. The child is currently alone in the podiatry wing of the hospital attempting to survive and crawl its way back up to the maternity ward. (Us Weekly)
- NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ROCKSTEADY: I’ve never seen Cowboy Bebop, but I have seen Keanu Reeves speaking lines in movies, so I’m probably not gonna Fandango this baby just yet. (Hollywood Reporter)
- AWARD SHOCKER: And the Golden Tomato Award goes to…WALL-E!!!!! As for the #4 best movie of the year…? (Rotten Tomatoes)
- OVER THE HILL: Every now and again, we like to look smart. Check this out!
- PASSIVE AGRESSIVE JEOPARDY: Wow — whoever writes the questions for Jeopardy reeeeally hates Bill Belichick. Meaning, it could have been just about anyone, except maybe Belichick’s wife… er, never mind. (With Leather)
