- SHOW ME, CAST THE PART: Jackie Chan will reportedly play Mr. Miyagi in the upcoming remake of The Karate Kid. Don’t worry, Johnny Cho — they’ll remake it again in 2019. (Variety)
- D’AWW: Ricardo Montalban, aka Vincent Ludwig (and Fantasy Island dude and Kahn, but mostly Vincent Ludwig), sadly passed away today at the age of 88. He’ll be missed — I just really hope a steamroller wasn’t involved. (Associated Press)
- AMERICAN IDLE: The ratings for the premiere of American Idol were down this year from past debut episodes, from “F*cking Everyone” to “A Couple People Short Of F*cking Everyone”. (Reuters)
- FIGHT CLUB: Earlier today, we brought you the longest sex scene in daytime tv history. Now, feast your eyes on the longest fight in pro hockey history — it’s like a Springsteen encore of fighting. (Deadspin)
- NAME’S THE SAME: And finally, here is possibly the funniest article ever written by Michelle Collins. (Embassy Mag)
