I like Kevin James. I think his standup’s funny, there are certainly worse formula-sitcoms than King of Queens, and he seems like a genuinely nice guy any time he’s interviewed. So when I wrangled up the following 10 gut-wrenching Mall Cop promotional photos, I’m not doing it to outwardly dismiss Mall Cop as a total piece of crap (which it almost assuredly is), I’m doing it because dammit Kevin James, you’re better than this:
10. The Cone Slalom
9. The Delusions Of Grandeur
8. The “Get In The Local Paper” Attempt
7. The Jack Black
6. The Tourist Dad In Front Of Statue In Europe
5. The Child Laborers
4. The Attack Of Conscience / Escape
3. The “Syriana”
2. The Sad Peace Sign
1. Reading To Children (The “Mall Cop” Script?)
