- STRATEGERY: Will Ferrell is taking his Bush impression to Broadway (and HBO) with a live show called “You’re Welcome America: A Final Night With George W. Bush.” Not to be confused with the extremely explicit cabaret show, “You Are Very Welcome: One Night With Bill Clinton.” (CNN)
- WHO JUDGES THE JUDGES?: The Watchmen lawsuit between Warner Bros. and Fox has gone to a Federal judge, who will issue a ruling on January 20th. Totally unrelated question — does anyone know how one goes about threatening a judge? Any Pablo Escobar scholars out there, perhaps? (Variety)
- SLEEPROCKER: Pete Wentz told a reporter that he has trouble sleeping even though he “pops Ambien like Tropical Skittles”. So…he shovels them in his mouth at movie theaters that were out of Junior Mints? (Celebitchy)
- DREWDAS PREIST: Drew Barrymore continues her gradual transformation into that dude from your high school that got married at 19 and still works at the Domino’s in your hometown. (Hollywood Tuna)
- HELLO AGAIN: Nick Kroll returns as Fabrice Fabrice with an interview of the band Cobra Starship. Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts reference? You got it. (Facebook)
