From POP SUGAR — Maybe, maybe not. Kristen Bell and fellow co-stars [ie. dreamy Jason Segel] got themselves all fancied up last night for the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Check out the whole Apatow gang, and the beautious Bell, after the jump!
Archive for April 11th, 2008
AprilFriday
Overenthusiastic Anchor Uses Vanilla Ice Abuse Story To Show Off “Ice Ice Baby” Rap Skills
While most of us were not particularly surprised to learn that Vanilla Ice is the type of dude who probably beats his wife, this LA news reporter was clearly so very excited that the Ice Man was in the news at all, for anything, so she could finally trot out her hilarious rendition of “Ice Ice Baby”, which she’s been carrying in her back pocket since she first got hired. Though I’m not quite sure if going from “hitting and kicking her” in one breath to “bring out by back up dancers so I can do my excruciatingly awkward ‘Ice Ice Baby’ white girl rap” in the next was really the right way to go about this. Too cold, too cold.
AprilFriday
BWE BLIND ITEMS: C-List Edition
We haven’t done these in a while, but here are 3 blind items from our operative in LA:
1. Which former 90s TV star with a famous last name approached a fellow urinator at an LA club recently, and began talking to the strange man, wang out and all? According to our source, this borderline celebrity seemed “coked out of his brain”, and wondered why people don’t talk at the urinals more often… hmm…
2. Which B-List hot and also possibly funny movie star was spotted “basically having full-on dry humping sex” with his rising starlet girlfriend in front of a group of shocked outdoor restaurant patrons? Sources say the man was “overly aggressive” to a “nauseating degree.”
3. Which awesome comedienne who also may or may not shave her legs was spotted driving a blue Ford Mustang on the 101? Sources say she looked “hilarious.”
(Answer to #3: It’s Monique.)
Leave your guesses in the comments!
AprilFriday
I Can’t Wait To See These Upcoming Pixar Movies, Especially Because They’re Not Dreamworks Movies
In my infinite capacity for prejudice, I often find myself reading things like this list of upcoming Pixar movies though 2013 and immediately saying to myself, “every single one of these movies is going to be awesome,” whereas if it were a list of upcoming Dreamworks animated movies and all of the descriptions were exactly the same, I’d be ripping on how inevtiably bad all the movies are gonna be.
Knowing that I’m not the only one who harbors this deep-seeded Pixar snobbery, I’ve gone through and listed the upcoming Pixar movies, my reactions to them, and what my reactions to them would have been if they were Dreamworks movies.
Disney’s 2011 schedule will include Pixar’s “Newt” (summer), the directorial debut of Gary Rydstrom — a seven-time Oscar winner for sound and director of Pixar’s short “Lifted.” “Newt” revolves around the last remaining male and female blue-footed newts on the planet, who are forced together by science to save the species.
PIXAR: Sounds awesome, such a perfectly goofy plot, and I can’t wait to see the animation on the newts. I’ve never heard of Gary Rydstrom, either, but I’ll bet he’s a genius.
DREAMWORKS: I’m already dreading the scene when “Let’s Get It On” starts playing and the two newts exchange knowing, “hey let’s make all the adults in the crowd laugh” sex glances. Actually, that’ll probably be the opening credits then the song will continue through the whole movie, not even stopping when the Smash Mouth songs kick in. And who the f*ck is Gary Rydstrom?
AprilFriday
Heather Mills Is The Baptizer
From CELE|BITCHY — The divorce hearings for Paul McCartney and Heather Mills may be over, but the legend will live on forever. Check out Heather’s comments in regards to her water pouring “incident,” after the jump!
AprilFriday
What! Does! Roseanne’s! Vagina! Look Like!!
During a recent appearance on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson, former big girl and stadium spitter Roseanne Barr invited everyone for a free meal at T.M.I. Friday’s, when she divulged that she was now single and, as any single girl of a certain age should do, had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. You can see video of the incident here. The word rejuvenation is a very misleading one, as it supposedly makes your vagina look “younger”, or as Roseanne puts it, like a “va-junior.”
So get on your thinking chaps, and let’s play a little game of “What! Does! Roseanne’s! Vagina! Look Like!!” (cheering)
Does Roseanne’s vagina look like:
a. Jonathan Lipnicki:
b. A Newborn Sleeping on an Old Boot:
c. A Baby Kangaroo:
d. A Young Jocelyn Wildenstein
e. A Zamboni Machine
AprilFriday
CAPTION THIS: Chris Brown Is Five And Three Quarters
Compared to most other R&B singers, Chris Brown seems a little more… literally in third grade.
AprilFriday
Do The Yankees Have a Habit Of “Jerking Off” Their Pitchers?
The following video is one of those classic internet clips where you’re sitting there for twenty, thirty seconds waiting for something to happen — maybe a monkey will run out and pull the guy’s pants down, maybe a bird will crap on Rick Astley, etc — but this clip of two Yankee announcers having a calm, mundane discussion about a pitcher’s treatment during a rain delay never really explodes into that in-your-face viral video craziness we’ve become conditioned to expect.
Wait — what was that about jerking off?
AprilFriday
While You Were Cursing iTunes For Not Carrying The Hunted’s “That One Night”
- Vanilla Ice was arrested for waxing his wife like a candle.
- Nicole Richie says that motherhood is “beyond amazing” and that all the sweet publicity it’s bringing her is “beyond beyond amazing”.
- American Idol will be featured in a new line of US postage stamps. So now you’ll be able to choose between the American flag, the Liberty Bell, a Founding Father or Sanjaya.
- Dolly Parton helped an eagle return to the wild. If someone would only do the same for cougars.
- If you haven’t yet heard comedian Artie Lange’s shocking, profanity-laden departure from the Howard Stern Show, I would recommend doing so. It’s pretty entertaining.
