- AWFUL SAUSAGE: “A burglar broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.” That’s it. (FresnoBee)
- LOGICAL REASONING: I don’t know about you, but when I hear that Michael Jackson’s underwear is for sale, I think “But aren’t Macaulay Culkin’s b*lls getting cold?” (NY Post)
- BABY NEWS: Usher’s ladyfriend Tameka Foster is pregnant. And if the baby is going to look anything like its father, it will be born with 4 to 8 abs. (People)
- TWO THINGS WE HATE WHEN THEY’RE APART, BUT LOVE WHEN THEY’RE TOGETHER: Models and cocaine. Photos. Models with cocaine in photos. It’s how photos like the one seen to the right are born. (ONTD)
- NEW COUPLE ALERT: Jordan Catalano is still somehow pulling in 16 year old tail, even though he’s treading on Don Henley territory. (Guest of a Guest)
