Chances are, if you recognize the above image, you have also, in your lifetime, masturbated to action figures. Above is The Sarah Palin Doll, a miniaturized version of John McCain’s Vice-Presidential running mate, being sold to lonely people around the country for only $27.95. And much like Lord Dark Helmet in Spaceballs, you can finally see what it would look like for Sarah Palin to have sex with Jar Jar Binks, et al.

But what really troubled us about the above action figure is that it bears little to no resemblance to real life woman Sarah Palin. In fact, here are 5 people that look more like the Sarah Palin doll than Sarah Palin:

5. Annette Bening in American Beauty

They are probably the same person, so not sure if this one counts.

4. Neo

This is how Sarah Palin plans on tackling all those anti-gun folk. With pulleys and stop-motion photography and S&M outfits.

Continueddddd….

3. Iola from Mama’s Family

Iola: The Ultimate Community Organizer. Looks more like the Sarah Palin doll than Sarah Palin.

2. The “Congratulations You Graduated” Owl

1. Anne Robinson from The Weakest Link

This resemblance is not to be ignored: The Sarah Palin doll is actually leftover Anne Robinson dolls with a small doo hot glued on top of her head.

Did we leave anyone and/or everyone out?