Guys, I’m gonna need you to take a quick gander at this infomercial for Mr. T’s revolutionary new home appliance, the Flavorwave Turbo. First of all, that is hands down the greatest name of a product probably ever. Secondly, the contraption looks sort of like a Foreman Grill in some kind of futuristic crock pot with a bicycle helmet on top of it that the Ghostbusters would use to dispose of ectoplasm. I pity the fool who doesn’t want to do all their cooking in this revolutionary device. Also, it uses three kinds of cutting edge, highly scientific heat sources – one of which is generated directly from Mr. T’s muscles – to cook your meat with 75% less fat. This is truly the A-Team of kitchen appliances.