Ciara makes a big old mess on the cover of Vibe magazine this month. Looking at this makes me feel so…empowered. She totally looks like she’s wasted, has to poo, and “lost” her clothes. The stripper platforms are a nice touch, though.

I’ve never been that impressed with Ciara. I once saw her open for Gwen Stefani and she reminded me of a broke down Janet Jackson. Her new song “Click” is very Hillsy / GossipGirly (which means I don’t totally hate it, because when I’m listening to it, I feel like I’m a wealthy socialite on the red carpet!), but in the end, it just sounds kind of like a ripoff of Fergie’s “Glamorous,” which we all know is the best song ever written.

(via ONTD)