David Blaine rolled a lot of eyes last week when he suspended himself upside-down for three straight days except when he was taking frequent breaks and turning upright, followed by an anti-climactic finale called the “Dive of Death,” which was neither.
Before we rush to judge Blaine’s apparent regression into lameness/irrelevance, I’ll remind you that the stunt could’ve been a LOT crappier. If he wants to continue moving backwards, here are five ideas for even less impressive future Blaine stunts:
1. Sitting In A Cardboard Box For 5 Days
2. Holding A Coke Can For 48 Hours
3. Standing Knee-Deep In Sand For An Afternoon
4. Hanging Out With A Black Guy
5. Doing A Decent Daniel Plainview Impression, Then Kicking Himself Later For Not Thinking Of Calling Himself “David BLAINEview” When It Aired On TV
