This Guy's Left Man-Teat Has More Courage Than 100 David Blaines

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This Guy’s Left Man-Teat Has More Courage Than 100 David Blaines

Last week, David Blaine’s hanging-upside-down-except-when-he’s-not-hanging-upside-down stunt ended in total disappointment because of “high winds.” Well, I’m sure it was really dangerous and stuff, but honestly, I’m sick of David Blaine’s excuses. Especially when I see this guy:

Meet Clive Lotah. He’s 73.

Here is balancing on a swaying pole – without a harness, ropes, or nets – 73 feet in the air. Why 73 feet in the air? Because he’s seventy-f*cking-three. How’s that taste, Blaine?

See more pictures of Clive’s badassery a/k/a evidence that David Blaine is a dillweed, after the jump.

Look at it, Blaine. LOOK AT IT! This is what hanging upside down looks like.

Clive has balls of steel. And he’s not afraid to brandish them in a lycra body-suit. What are you hiding in those cargo pants, Blaine? Or should I ask, what aren’t you hiding?

Good luck with those balloons, David!

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Posted on September 29th, 2008 | Permalink

Categories: Entertainment

Tagged: , Clive Lotah, David Blaine