To anyone who’s ever doubted alien abductions, alien autopsies, alien anal probes, alien missionary position probes, or aliens doing anal, this clip of a British dude who speaks to aliens through an invisible laser beam that hits his chest and causes him to sweat proves conclusively that aliens are real, and they can predict the future, and they end every sentence by yelling “ANNNN!”

(Alternate Post Title: “When Did Darren Daulton Turn British?” Anyone?)

(via Fark)