Congratulations, Disaster Movie! You’ve finally brought the “Movie” movies into the elite company of Roberto Benigni’s Pinocchio and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

Granted, it’s based on only 20 reviews and the first three have at least 40, but the fact that only 20 people on the entire internet owned up to actually seeing Disaster Movie is an even more damning statistic than the percentage. And there are at least, like, 320 people on the internet.