- PALIN NAMING MADE SIMPLE: Just type in your name, and the Sarah Palin Name Generator will tell you what your name would have been if you were one of Sarah Palin’s kids! It says I’m “90% Carrie Bradshaw.” Er, wait. (Politsk)
- LaDEVIL’S ADVOCATE: Shia LaBeouf defends the stupid parts in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and not a moment too soon. Tomorrow, Thomas Edison defends the stupid parts in some of his wax cylinder recordings. (MTV Movies)
- BASS THE BUCK: Lance Bass said that he will not have a same-sex partner in the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. I’m personally much more interested to see if Ted McGinley is gonna partner with Marcy D’Arcy. (E! Online)
- FANBASE DAVE-IDED: Whose album are you gonna buy — David Cook’s or David Archuleta’s?? It’s like voting for a new M&M flavor, though slightly less important in the grand scheme of things. (EW.com)
- OUTGROSSED X FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE: I’m always so happy to be reminded that I’m not the only one on the internet who loves really, really lame jokes. I guess there’s, like, three of us. (Holy Taco)
