I withdraw all of my objections about Beverly Hills Chihuahua. These photos from the special All-Chihuahua Chihuahua premiere are frickin’ mind-blowing. Literally. My mind has blown up. I’m dead now, and these words are being typed by coincidental motions as my body undergoes its final, chihuahua-induced death throes. asoa3mugspigjaw4iop[;hlmh

After the jump, we go inside the theater. Or, should I say, the DOG…theater…for movies? My mind really is done forever…