Ahh, The Hogans. We love to love em! They’re just so bleached and covered in Terry (the fabric and/or Hulk Hogan, as the case may be). And on this week’s very special episode of Brooke Knows Best (the most genius spin-off since A Different World), Brooke reveals that she’s in the market for a tattoo. When mother Linda suggests her daughter get a tattoo in the same place she has one — namely, above the crack of her ass — Brooke takes the time to tell her mother about the wild and wacky world of “tramp stamps.” Enjoy.

Next week, Linda learns the meaning of BOBFOC’s, a quimby, and “numpties”.