Here are four words you probably never expected anyone to say to Clay Aiken:

Congratulations! It’s a boy!

Yes, Foster Parker Aiken was born at — wait for it — 8:08 am on 08/08/08 — to Clay Aiken’s dear friend Jaymes (a lady).

And you thought the Pregnant Transman baby has problems… This is like growing up with Kathie Lee Gifford as your dad. That’s all, have a great weekend. I’ve had it.