Yesterday, we all had a hearty chuckle over the oddly brilliant “I Am Rich” application, a downloadable iPhone add-on that does absolutely nothing but costs $999.99.

Today, however, this humorous tale of potential douchebag-baiting took a turn for the tragic:

Apple has since removed the “I Am Rich” application, so while I feel a pang of remorse on behalf of someone who made a less stupid mistake than the ones I make on a weekly basis, he is also now the proud owner of the ONLY “I Am Rich” application on any iPhone, anywhere. If that doesn’t get him laid (by his aforementioned wife), nothing will.

I think I’m gonna start a Honus Wagner Card application for $1.5 million…

(via Digg)