Never ones to pass up an opportunity to attach their obnoxious hippie agenda to even the most unrelated of cultural events, PETA (People For the Ethical Treatment Of Animals By Annoying Everybody) has seized last week’s horrifying Greyhound bus decapitation-cannibalism incident as the perfect chance to remind people about the atrocities of animal slaughter. Because when you think about it, enjoying a delicious plate of smoked pig is pretty much the same thing as stabbing someone to death, chopping off their head and eating their flesh. Somebody get a vegetarian TV actress to pose nude, quick! I think I speak for many when I say: Shut Up, PETA.

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UPDATE: Me and my dog respond to the haters after the jump!

My dog Butter wants you to know he thinks PETA is stupid, too…