It’s the role she was born to play!

Word has it that the newly re-fit Britney Spears will have a part in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! But what part, pray tell, could Tarantino have in mind for our dear, sensitive Britney? But of course:

Yes, Spears is being recruited to portray a lesbian killer stripper, which is one of those puzzle pieces that fits just right into the universe of common sense.

But what with all the working out and looking amazing, how, pray tell, will Britney prepare for such a demanding role? Worry not. We actually care about Britney Spears. Really! We want to see her succeed. So we’ve put together this little “acting” cheat sheet to help Britney find the killer lesbian stripper within.

That rumbling you hear? Constantin Sergeyevich Stanislavski rolling over in his grave.