- Tyra Banks has inexplicably cast herself next to Barack Obama as America’s next First Lady in a bizarre new photo shoot for Bazaar. While she may never see the inside of the Oval Office in reality, Tyra will always be America’s First Crazy Lady.
- Kathy Hilton has called John McCain’s campaign ad featuring her daughter “Frivolous, A Waste Of Money, A Waste Of Time”, all topics about which her family knows a great deal.
- Charlie Sheen reportedly makes $800,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. For those keeping score at home, that’s one-hundred thousand dollars for each time he mumbles something vaguely scumbaggy to annoy that dude who played Duckie.
- Bob Saget got all Danny Tanner at his own roast the other night when he felt that his foul-mouthed comic pals went too far with their lewd insults about the Olsen Twins. Seriously guys, pedophilia is only funny when it’s in Saget’s Aristocrats joke.
- This may be the definitive photograph of the Gossip Girl cast. It’s like someone captured their soul.
