- TRANSFORMATION: Katie Holmes has debuted a new, cropped hairdo. Further supporting our theory that somewhere, in a mysterious closet, Tom Cruise is currently starring as Joey on Dawson’s Creek. (ONTD)
- SCAN SCAN: Our Vh1 brethren have launched a new site called Scandalist and made a list of the 100 Greatest Celebrity Scandals Of All Time to celebrate! (Scandalist)
- GAY AS THE DAY IS LONG: Michael Lohan will not support daughter Lindsay’s gay wedding. Strangely, he has no problem supporting sheer mesh t-shirts. Go figure. (MSNBC)
- TAKING IT TOO FAR: I had a dream about Chace Crawford last night. In it, we were going to dinner, where we ran into a friend of mine, who was dressed casually in a velour tracksuit. He promptly left me at the bar and wined and dined my friend. So yes, you’re right, it was more of a nightmare. While I take the time to remind myself not to fight with said friend because the above scenario never happened, you should probably read this absolutely charming article about the man. (Independent.co.uk)
- SUSPICIOUS WOMBS: Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with twins. Her husband is said to be “thrilled”, while her father is “pumping gasoline at a 7/11 in New Mexico.” (Us Magazine)
- WARNING: Make sure not to share your soda with any co-oysters or oyster-friends in the schoolyard. They probably have Oyster Herpes. (Jezebel)
