BEAMIEST
Michael Urie
WHO IS THAT SEXY 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A 2-PACK?
MARIAH CAREY
MARIAH CAREY
LITTLE HO PEEPIEST
Lil Mama
Lil Mama
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME MY IRRATIONAL LOVE FOR WILL SMITH AND MY DEEP-SEATED HATRED FOR HIS SON JADEN
No, really. Explain it.
CATCH A PREDATORIEST
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
THE “WHY EVEN WORK OUT?” DRESS
Fergz
Fergz
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A LION?
Ed Westwick
Ed Westwick
FINALLY, SOMEBODY WE RECOGNIZE
Steve Carell
Steve Carell
LAMEST T-SHIRT MESSAGE
Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins
PUNCH IN THE FACIEST
Jordin Sparks
Jordin Sparks
SKANKENSTEIN
Phoebe Price
Phoebe Price
I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE YOU
Chace Crawford
Chace Crawford
MOST LIKELY TO HANG OUTSIDE OF THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS IN A VAN WITH NO WINDOWS
Keith Middlebrook
Keith Middlebrook
IF BEING TOO HOT IS A CRIME…
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
BEST IMPRESSION OF A SOLAR FLARE
Mary Murphy
Mary Murphy
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE JUST CHOWED DOWN ON A HUGE BOWL OF SH*T
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
DIDN’T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL?
David Cook
David Cook
MOST LIKELY TO POSSESS MAGICAL PEDOPHILE POWERS
The Jonas Brothers
The Jonas Brothers
DON’T DO THIS TO US
Rainn Wilson
Rainn Wilson
YEAH, MADONNA ALREADY DID IT
Miley and Fergie
Miley and Fergie
