30.
“It” = A penis? The clothing? A clothed penis? A penis?
29.
Truly an outfit for any occasion, from ‘casual’ to ‘getting nailed in mid-figure skating routine.’
28.
All hot chicks pose topless in front of a door for forty-five minutes every morning.
27.
Not too interested in the “Post-Party” picture.
26.
Blah blee bla ba doo flotation devices, am I right guys??
25.
Sepia-toned to give it that classic, olde tyme feel of a barely-covered ass.
24.
Gene Shalit’s doing pretty well for himself.
23.
There’s “skin-tight,” and then there’s “an ass”.
22.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Summer. Nice one.
21.
Bottomless Italian here, if anyone wants a free Olive Garden joke?
20.
‘Sup.
19.
Really though, this one’s no more than like 10, 15% actual, literal pictures of sex.
18.
FYI, ‘Memo’ isn’t his name… Laaaaaaaaaadies?
17.
“Tap” as in, “tap that ass,” or, like, Gregory Hines? I assume the latter?
16.
They’ve got that crucial “European football streaker who’s actually hot” market cornered.
15.
Add Mickey Mouse and Pluto and you’ve got one kick-ass flipbook.
14.
The dude with no bottoms is embarrassing himself significantly less than the guy in the pink tank top.
13.
Is she wearing leggings or does she just have a blurry crack?
12.
I have an idea for our new “Three-pack” ad campaign. Ready? Bear with me now — Three c*cks. [STANDING OVATION]
11.
This is what hiking is.
10.
What happens in Vegas, boobs in boobs boobs.
9.
Wait, this is actually a Dr. Pepper ad. My mistake.
8.
Y mucha inspiración por los molestores.
7.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
6.
Thaaaaaat’s not where a wallet is!!!!!!!
5.
This chick’s clearly ready for some hardcore Love Actually watchin’.
4.
…to get butt-f***ed?
3.
Hey, instead of not showing her nipples, what if — and stop me if I’m getting too crazy here — we don’t not show her nipples?
2.
It almost looks like she’s getting ready to give… something… to… someone else’s… genitals… with her mouth… in repeated motions, ending in orgasm… as is a common form of non-penetrative… intercourse…
1.
AMERICAN APPAREL EQUALS VAGINA. ‘Nuff said. Nahhh, I can say vagina one more time. There.
