- KATE MOSS TOUCHED BY A MIDAS: An artist has created “the largest gold statue since Ancient Egypt†for the British Museum, modeled after Kate Moss. It makes sense – statues and Kate Moss have a lot in common. They’re both made of stone, are lifeless, and occasionally people piss on them. (Scandalist)
- EVERYBODY’S OUT OF CONTROL: Michael Lohan said Samantha Ronson was using Lindsay for publicity. Then Samantha said Michael was out of control. THEN Michael said he goes to church and therefore couldn’t possibly be out of control. If I was Lindsay, I’d show them. I’d release a cover of Janet Jackson’s “Control” in response. Who’s in control now? HUH? You go, girl. (Mollygood)
- THEY RAN INTO A DOORKNOB, THEY SWEAR: Holy Taco has an eye-popping list of celebrities with black eyes. Lucy Lawless is my favorite for sure…she looks like she’s posing for a headshot, black eye and all.
- IS IT A FAUX PAS TO BREASTFEED MADONNA’S BROTHER IN PUBLIC? Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, has mouth diarrhea again! This time he has claimed that one time Demi Moore squirted breast milk at him during a party. His lawyers wouldn’t let him print it in his book, since it is “unverifiable.” And the REST of this guy’s book IS verifiable? (Queerty)
- THE MIRACLE OF PANDA BIRTH: Stop. What. You’re. Doing. There’s a video of a panda giving birth. (Jezebel)
