Coming! This fall and all through the holiday season: my dance/performance art/ironic burlesque/worship/ribbon dance piece to Faith Hill’s new song “A Baby Changes Everything.” It combines all the great elements needed for the most incredible performance the stage has ever seen: slow build to an epic climax, a narrative about a teenager who suddenly finds herself pregnant, and the fact that a baby changes everything. And by everything, I mean EVERYTHING. A huge choir joins in at the peak of the song, when you suddenly realize this song isn’t just about teenage pregnancy, it’s about the biggest celebrity baby of all time: Jesus.

Listen to the song here,
or you’re going to hell.

It made you cry, didn’t it? Goosebumps at a minimum. Anyway, once I’ve developed, cast, directed, rehearsed, and booked the show, I’ll definitely let you know when and where you can see it.*

*Every church in America on Christmas Eve.