(ED NOTE: When she’s not busy fetching us the coffee and trucker pills necessary to keep you people entertained, our own Intern Emmy is apparently hard at work on the world’s first Pop Culture Cookbook, which I guess is a catalog for recipes that you can’t eat, but are still great for entertaining. Anyway, she’ll be dropping in from time to time to share them with us.)

SHEBANGING

Ingredients

2 tablespoons maximum hold mousse
1 cup poorly feigned excitement
Some leather sh*t

You Will Also Need

20-30 mixed girl-fans with camera phones
3 days’ worth of facial scruff
1 massive gay following, for added spice

Cooking Directions

Preheat oven to eight years ago
Bake until Latin Explosion reoccurs
Remove shirt and serve while relevant