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22 August
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No One Is Paying To See Katie Holmes Butcher One Of The Greatest Plays Of The 20th Century, Surprisingly

I’ve defended Katie Holmes in the past, and I have no regrets, but for some reason, I’m notttttt totally surprised that the Broadway revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons starring none other than -Kat herself isn’t selling any tickets.

Why, you ask, would people not want to shell out $950 in a struggling economy to see a face from supermarket checkout counters pop up in a vicious, tragic satire of war-era American capitalism? Maybe it’s because the poster looks like Holmes has been Photoshopped into it:

Katie Holmes Sons

Maybe it’s because the All My Sons on Broadway Myspace Page has 34 friends:

All My Sons Myspace

But honestly, I think we should just play it safe and blame John Lithgow. That bastard.

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