- THE LETTER ‘O’ IS IMPORTANT: Instead of “Total Medal Count,” did Tiki Barber just say to a female co-anchor “Total Medal See You Next Tuesday?” That’s quite a Freudian Sh*t. (PopEater, debatably NSFW)
- AW CHRIST: A planned revival of the Stephen Schwartz Jesus musical Godspell has been canceled due to lack of investors. Disappointed theatergoers will still be able to catch the show at any high school in the universe. (Hollywood Reporter)
- BLONDE JOKE: Jessica Simpson ripped into Carrie Underwood on the radio, calling her a “boldfaced liar,” and adding “pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!” (TMZ)
- DIBS ON SNAPE: A video game producer says that Harry Potter could be developed into a Warcraft-like online multiplayer RPG. The theoretical game would involve people customizing avatars then gathering together in a magical field to discuss Harry Potter and to berate my avatar for not having read the books. (MTV)
- I AM OLD: I will again quote Lisa Simpson looking at the Yahoo Serious Film Festival sign — I know those words, but this headline makes no sense. (CNN)
