Oh man. Everytime I think I’ve seen every conceivable listing or collection of a certain animal activity, a new one comes along (every 15 minutes) that blows my mind and makes me feel better about losing Humpy. Urlesque has compiled a video of naughty dogs being scolded by their owners. The puppies will try in vain to beat the rap – roll over, hang their head low, give the saddest, glossiest puppy-dog eyes possible, and cry. My personal favorite on the list is the one, copied below, that shows LeeLoo, the guiltiest dog in the world:

This post also reminds me of a clipart that I often show in my stand-up, which you can see after the jump.

I have a 500,000 Clipart collection that contains some of the most delightfully bizarre stuff you can imagine – especially when combined with the titles that the manufacturer came up with. This one is called “BULL – GUILTY.”

I’m not really sure aware of a home, school, or office project that would require a “BULL – GUILTY” image (He’s guilty about what? Boning all those cows?), but when you do, you’ll thank me.