- EIGHT GOLD CONDOMS: Meh — just skimmed this story, but I think it means Michael Phelps f*cked Lindsay Lohan, or he’s going to tomorrow, or something. (Deadspin)
- SLUT!!: MTV is reportedly considering Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star and VMA host Russell Brand to play Dr. Frank-N-Furter in its remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Commence Rocky Horror fans getting angry no matter what MTV does with it…………now. (Dlisted)
- TEEN ONE-EYED MONSTER: Ever notice the schlong in the movie Teen Wolf? And no, I don’t mean Stiles. (Videogum)
- FAVRE RETIREMENT CONTINGENCY PLAN: ESPN plans to make a bid to broadcast The Olympics in 2014 and 2016. ESPN Chief Executive George Bodenheimer calls the event “the perfect opportunity to cross-promote Arena Football games.” (Hollywood Reporter)
- WHATEVER CHRIS KATTAN’S CATCHPHRASE WAS: Chris Kattan and his model wife Sunshine Tutt have split up after only eight weeks. I was gonna make a joke about her regretting it when she’s fantasizing about him in gold short shorts, but that would require giving a sh*t. (Us Weekly)
- YELLOW PAGES: The Ben Kingsley Accent Map may have finally met its match with this Interactive Map of Springfield? (ADN, via Gorillamask)
