- FLUFFY FINGERS: Craig Robinson, the super-likable co-star from The Office and Pineapple Express, is facing felony charges for possessing ecstasy and methamphetamine. I just hope they don’t trace this back to Gary Cole too. (AP)
- EXPERIMENTAL PARENTING: A mom and dad are letting their kid drop out of school to concentrate on Guitar Hero, and I’m a bit jealous — because of my lame “stay in school” parents, I’ll never know how good I could’ve been at Goldeneye. (Kotaku)
- PUNK’D: Malaysian officials are protesting Avril Lavigne performing in their country, calling her show “too sexy.” Although in Malaysian, the same word means both “sexy” and “insufferable.” (Yahoo!)
- FORREST WHITAKER LITE: Laurence Fishburne has joined the cast of CSI for a new spinoff, CSI: Fishburne. (Hollywood Reporter)
- CHARACTER BACHELOR: Donnie Wahlberg’s wife has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage, claiming “I can’t believe it took me this long to realize I married the wrong Wahlberg.” (People)
