You might not know this, but one of Diddy’s favorite activities is Jet skiing. When Diddy jet skis he is the lord of the ocean, like a fresher, less bitchassness-having version of Posiedon. He’s P. Sidin’.

Diddy takes Jet skiing so seriously, that sometimes it’s even a black-tie affair.

Diddy is so good at jet skiing, that he can even do it in a swimming pool. He’s rumored to be coming out with an attraction at Sea World, where people can pay to watch Diddy zoom around and do tricks on a jet ski in a giant pool while also bitch-slapping killer whales.

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(pool pic via Intern Emmy)