- Tom Cruise’s Nazi movie has been moved yet again, this time up to December 26, 2008, so I now gots some plans for midnight on Christmas.
- The cast of Dallas is planning to reunite for its Thirty Year Anniversary. Unless Patrick Duffy is preoccupied with his fifteen year Step By Step anniversary.
- Madonna’s reps are vehemently denying that she is planning to adopt another African baby. Because, you know, that would just be one horrible scandal.
- The U.S. Men’s Basketball Team stuck it to Greece this morning, 92-69, as an anxiously torn Jessie Katsopolis watched on, unsure who to root for.
- Lindsay Lohan slammed the rumor that her fourteen year old sister Ali had breast implants, saying “my mother taught us to appreciate what we had been given,” before setting her glass of beer and purse down on each of her boobs.
