SCIENCE: Hey, you know what no one’s invented yet?
PUBLIC: What’s that, Science?
SCIENCE: Edible Hamburger Nike Shoes.
PUBLIC: Um… I guess you’re right. Those do not, in fact, exist.
SCIENCE: I’m gonna invent them!
PUBLIC: Why? Seems like a lot of work, and people will just see the picture on the internet once and be like “that’s cool, and a little weird” then totally forget about it.
SCIENCE: Too late, the hamburger shoe wheels are in motion.
When he first saw this picture, Professor Frink quipped “Stay calm, Frinky, these babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix!”
