Last week, we brought you the horrific photos that Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott made to promote their barfeality show, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, which is now running its third season on Oxygen. But…now. I’m not sure how to put this. They made a music video in these outfits. They are pretending to be some of the most legendary musicians in history, while singing the sh*ttiest song in history. Add insult to injury? More like taking injury and repeatedly shoving it up insult’s butt. Seriously, this song makes Heidi Montag sound like Joni Mitchell.

I’m sorry I made you watch that.