- 16-year-old Selena Gomez says that she has a crush on Shia LaBeouf. Get in line you bitch [throws wine glass on her dress]
- American Idol runner-up David Archuleta released a new single called “Crush.” Also, he’s now a zombie with makeup.
- After eight seasons and two World Series wins with Boston, Manny Ramirez was traded to the Dodgers yesterday. You think he was temperamental, Red Sox fans? Just brace yourself for Jason Bay bein’ Jason Bay.
- OK! Magazine estimates that Britney Spears has spent more than $2.5 million on lawyers in the past year, just a shade under the amount spent by Mr. Burns.
- The new Mummy movie is holding at a sweet 14% on Rottentomatoes, meaning it’s twice as bad as Swing Vote. Critics do agree that you should not purchase the DVD of Roberto Begnini’s Pinocchio this week, though.
