- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are calling it quits after nearly a year of dating. A distraught Barrymore categorized herself as “a tiny bit less frighteningly happy” after the breakup.
- Did Madonna injure Alex Rodriguez? These stories are just getting ridiculous — we know they had sex in the Yankees dugout while Derek Jeter was whistling “Material Girl” and A-Rod was breaking Lenny Kravitz cds with his left hand, but this injury story seems a little too farfetched.
- Sting versus Pete Doherty makes the leap from future Celebrity Deathmatch episode to actual reality.
- Who would have the balls to deny Home Improvement’s Zachary Ty Bryan into his own hotel room?? He could have played professional soccer in Europe for that one episode!
- These damn football players nowadays! Ol’ Red Grange never woulda saved a man’s life with the Heimlich Maneuver, he was too dang tough!!
