Next time you THINK you feel your cellphone vibrating in your coat pocket, you might want to – just to be sure – take a quick gander at your boob, because there’s a chance that it might be a tiny bat nestling against your bosom.

A 19-year-old hotel clerk, Abbie Hawkins, didn’t do that, and guess what, she unknowingly sheltered a BABY BAT inside her bra for FIVE HOURS without realizing what the hell was going on. She thought it was her cellphone vibrating. I know, there are so many questions. So so many.

1. How in the world is a cellphone vibration through several layers of fabric in ANY WAY similar to the feeling of a winged and fanged creature wriggling around against your SKIN?

2. How…HOW…did this bat get into your bra in the first place? Were you spelunking earlier in the day? What on earth were you wearing that allowed such a thing to happen? A cone bra a la Blond Ambition Madonna? Or perhaps your boobs are enormous and your cleavage resembles the opening of a cave? (I’m jealous.)

Well, these questions may never be answered…at least not in written form! Because guess what? Abbie can tell us in picture form! Take a look at some pictures they took of her posing in her bra with a fake bat, after the jump!