- Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia has filed for divorce, with her lawyer claiming “A-Rod may be an All-Star baseball player, but he’s flunked the All-Star team as far as marriage is concerned.” Divorced by topical, nonsensical baseball metaphor? Tough break.
- Hancock dominated the box office this weekend to the tune of $66 million, most of it coming from fans of John Adams desperately anticipating a sequel.
- NBC Universal has purchased the Weather Channel for an estimated $3.5 billion. All weather forecasts will now be pulled from Weather.com and placed into keyword-searchable Hulu.com players.
- Reps from several Friends stars are downplaying the rumors that the cast has agreed to turn the show into a motion picture. The Veronica’s Closet movie, on the other hand, remains a go.
- Every time a Christie Brinkley story has come up over these last few weeks, I’ve tried to force a lame Billy Joel joke, but she actually did spend the Fourth of July hanging out with Billy Joel, so now’s my chance!!! Ummmmm… uhhhmmmmm… She’s really in a New York State….. of… July. DAMMMMMITTTTTT!!!!
