It’s being reported that Guy Ritchie, movie director and husband of Madonna , has finally cracked down on the War on Sugar. Ritchie thinks sugar is deadly, worse even than addictive drugs. To wit:

Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine — Guy Ritchie

Wow. The guy really is terrified of sugar. What a regular person would call “delicious candy”, Ritchie probably sees as something altogether scarier. Imagine living in a world like this:

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Let’s be honest — we all secretly think Oompa Loompas are out to find and kill our parents.