- ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PHOTO SHOOT: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pose for another photo shoot, this time for an actual publication, and not just “because.” I’m not sure exactly what the Us Weekly article will be about, but if the pictures are any indication, it’s going to win the Pulitzer. (ONTD)
- TO BE THIS FREE: A man dressed in women’s clothing dances around in Times Square, complete with commentary by amateur videographer. If it wasn’t for the short hair I would have sworn this was Amy Winehouse. (TMZ)
- NEW KIDS MAKE NEW SONG WITH NE-YO: Take a listen to the new NKOTB song featuring Ne-Yo! In the song, the boys promise to “be your boyfriend til this song goes off.” Glad they are showing real signs of emotional maturity and the ability to commit. They’ve grown so much! (People)
- FIRST BRITNEY, THEN PARIS, THEN…OBAMA? In its latest attack ad, the McCain campaign created a subtle montage that shows footage of Britney Spears, then Paris Hilton, then Barack, saying “he’s the biggest celebrity in the world.” I can see the connection – Obama gives his kids a $1 allowance (Britney gives her kids to a man worth $1!) and he has hope for change (Paris has hope for a change in her grandfather’s will)! (Mollygood)
- THE ENGAGEMENT THAT SHATTERED OUR DREAMS: Should-have-won, dreamy Top Chef contestant, Sam Talbot, is getting married to some Brazilian (= we can only assume gorgeous) woman named Paola Guerro. He said, “I’m so in love it’s unreal.” We’re happy for you. We’re really really really happy for you. Seriously. Have a great life. [*sob*] (Dlisted)
