I’ve always been fascinated by beer commercials, and their shameless claim that drinking a sh*tty bottle of their beer will get you laid. Because here’s how a typical night in your local night club goes: you’re there, alone, and the ladies don’t seem to realize you exist. UNTIL you order a Bud Light Lime, at which point the incredibly hot woman at the end of the bar sees you with it, is really impressed, and silently mouths that she can’t wait to lick your penis.
But this spec commercial made for Guiness takes it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL, and it’s one step away from making me feel as uncomfortable as the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem For A Dream did.
Why can’t we return to the good ole days when promoting alcohol was about playing the harmonica and hanging out with your buddies and your dog on a front porch?
(via Kanye’s blog)
